Corey Gouker's Machine Inside the Mind

As is finding humor in old comments from others...

Talked to Bryce of the most awesome band ever, Instant Winner... And he was pointing me to some crap about his band.

"Insant Winner? Bah! Ask anyone in the area and theyll probably refer to them as Instant Bizkit or Instant Whiner. Shitty Rap - Metal with horns, and they only attract preppy ass little highschool whores, best band my ass."

So I started checking out crap from my past. First thing that came to mind was the awesome comments I got after Dom slashdotted my amazingly long winded review of the PMC. I was called a smug little prick, and people even thought then that it was a grand Microsoft scheme and that I wasn't a real person. And that I was a huge Apple hater. Oddly enough I now work at said company. And even more odd I almost worked for Apple on the iPhone. But then again, they didn't exactly hire me now did they. Oh and I guess technically I work for Volt not Microsoft anyhow.

But going further back in history. Back to the days of cj8309@telis.org. My first email... There's this gem from the alt.tv.star-trek.voyager newsgroup.

I both hate and love the fact that when I'm old and grumpy there'll be these greast pieces of information out there just floating. God save me if I ever get into politics or become famous.