Corey Gouker's Machine Inside the Mind

Okay so at first I wanted to become #1 for Galan Bridgman on Google. I've given that up, I'm not even on the first page now. I was #5 which wasn't bad considering I only mentioned his name twice before. I've got a new goal now. I want to be #1 for Corey, just Corey. I've got at least the first 3 results for Gouker and the first page for Corey Gouker (big surprise there) but I'm still only #10 for Corey. I was #34 then 23, 21, then 13, now #10. Only just noticed this week, I do only check this every two weeks or so, I'm not really that obsessed over it and because my Google toolbar doesn't seem to like me right now it's not displaying PageRank at all. It was a couple weeks ago, I did notice a PageRank of 6 when I looked.

Anyway, I've got a couple people to surpass before I can claim I'm #1 for Corey on Google. I've got Corey Harris a blues musician at #1, he's actually quite good.

Coming in at #2 there's Corey Feldman, we all know and love him from Goonies, he's done some albums too apparently, I haven't heard of them so that's no consequence to me. Other than being in Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood and playing Donatello in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I have no bad feelings about trying to knock him down in Google. Heck, he's even got a pic with Hugh Heffner, nice going man! Corey Wolfe places third, he's an artist who specializes in Illustration.

Fourth place is Corey Haim, best known for the 1987 film the Lost Boys and being an “80s teenage heartthrob”. One Canadians.ca site said “It seem that the 80s teen scene was ruled by guys named Corey, or perhaps it was the magnitude of it's two Coreys, Haim, and Feldman, that made it seem that way.” Please, Mom, Dad, don't tell me I was named Corey because of the prevalence of these two in the 80s?!

So now we've got another musician, Corey Hart, though he's in a totally different genre than Harris he's nowhere near as good imho. Hmm, I'm noticing a pattern here with these Corey's. I'll get to that in a minute .

Woohoo, good for Feldman he comes in again at sixth. Obviously a bigger heartthrob than Haim. Seventh place is this go named Nahmman or something, his site is filled with drug information. Then we've got Mr. Teenage Georgia 2000, Corey Mote, a body builder. 9th place goes to a violinist Corey Cerovsek, I can't find any links to his music on the Geocities hosted site so I won't bother.

I wonder how hard it'll be to make it to number one? How about this, if you've got a site and you're reading this, just pop in a little link somewhere to this page, I bet that'll help (consider this a subliminal message). So that pattern... It seems that 8 out of 10 of these guys are all artists, maybe that's my true direction as well? A graphic designer / GUI maker by day and a casual programmer by night? Heck if you combine the first 9 of them you've probably got every girls dream! LMAO! Hopefully that says something for me too. The other thing I noticed was 6 of them had last names that started with letters close to G. H being used 3 times and F twice for Feldman. Maybe there's something with this, then again NOT.

After I combine the plethora of sites I have maybe then I'll get to #1, plus with the subliminal messages and your help of course maybe I'll stay there, LOL . Thanks!